langleav:

entertainmentweekly:

Pro Tip: Don’t watch Sharknado 2 tonight without our drinking game. 
Highlights: 
Take two sips…
– Whenever it’s clear the movie was actually shot in the winter.
– Every time somebody explains why they hate sharks.
– Whenever the movie’s sense New York geography is wildly inaccurate.
– Every time somebody uses the phrase “jump the shark”
– For every B-List celebrity cameo.

dying to see this

langleav:

entertainmentweekly:

Pro Tip: Don’t watch Sharknado 2 tonight without our drinking game

Highlights: 

Take two sips…

– Whenever it’s clear the movie was actually shot in the winter.

– Every time somebody explains why they hate sharks.

– Whenever the movie’s sense New York geography is wildly inaccurate.

– Every time somebody uses the phrase “jump the shark”

– For every B-List celebrity cameo.

dying to see this

(Source: vikadi, via tushyfanboy)

michigansmanofmayhem:

lnfamy:

i like sucking dick because of the control i have over boys. i got their dick and balls in my mouth. i could just bite down right now and end it all

This is horrifying. Yet we still won’t say no.

(via s3cksymuffinz)

(Source: maddierose, via langleav)

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

(Source: collaterlysisters, via remelynnn)

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

(via pawluhhh)

talldarkarab:

rosyln:

Life in Gaza

Wow

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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